Newspapers found stapled to trees on campus
by Lil’ Phanindra

This morning the campus awoke to find newspapers pinned to trees from the CFA to the Science Center.   
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OPINIONS

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Argus Declares War
In defense of those kind subversives who decided to staple our newspaper to the trees, we here at the Students’ Central News Agency decided to take this opportunity to educate the masses.
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FEATURES

Prank Hermes message linked to Argus staffers
by one lazy schmuck

On Thursday night an unidentified speaker left a bulletin broadcast message claiming to be a Hermes staff member. The message pleaded for campus support for their failing publication. The message was later exposed as a hoax by several Argus staffers.   
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SPORTS

Wesleyan Hunting Club out to get Rocky
by Anne Imalsuck

The Wesleyan Hunting Club made its debut this weekend as the group was seen running in scattered directions on Foss Hill, holding an odd assortment of sticks over their shoulders.
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