Online lottery runs smoothly
		Students are finally getting to see the effects of the first-ever online General Room  Selection. The first two nights have gone smoothly, according to ResLife employees. Despite many changes that make this year’s General Room Selection Process... More

Editorial Page
 
 

	Editorial: We can do better
		Was it a prank or a political statement? Wesleyan has certainly seen its share of both over             the years, but the butyric acid dropped in Shanklin 107 seems to occupy an uncomfortable            medium between bad joke and premeditated chaos. On Wednesday morning, Wesleyan janitors discovered a vomit-like smell emanating from... More

 
 

	Column: welcome to the neighborhood Powerful Beyond Measure
		There is a favorite story in my family that goes like this: when I was four, my family and I were at JFK Airport picking up a family friend. While we were waiting for his plane to land, a male pilot came walking past us with all his pilot gear on – stripes, medals, flight wings, the works. "Look, Jaime – a pilot!" my parents...  More

Features
 
 

	Bram admits to ballot fraud in grille contest
		Jonathan Bram ’00, who won the "Rename the Grille" contest last semester with the name "222 Church St.," has admitted to filling out several ballots for himself and Xeroxing one ballot over one hundred times to vote for his own name....  More

 

AmperSand SATIRE FOR THE MASSES
 
 

	Editorial
		Last week we both finished our senior thesis films, and, like so many seniors around campus, we feel as if we have been freed like so many birds who have been freed from their thesis cages. The last month has been especially hard for us. We bring this up not to ask for your pity, but only to apologize for last week’s issue, which was pretty clearly... More

Sports
 
 

	Two inches short, two losses back
		The past weekend was full of frustration for the baseball team. Despite putting up 15 runs and       shutting out Clark on Friday, the Cardinals lost both of Saturday’s home double-header games against Trinity. Any loss... More