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[JOKE ISSUE] special edition     
Volume CXXXV, Number 44 Friday, April 28, 2000
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News
 
 
  Spring Fling Relocated to Shanklin 107 By Rosy Doo  
    The Administration announced Tuesday that Spring Fling will take place in Shanklin 107 rather than on Andrus Field, as was originally planned. On April 5, butyric acid was spilled in Shanklin 107, a lecture hall seating approximately 160 people.
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  Editorial: Say "yes" to fire safety  
    Fire safety is one of the most important issues facing students–and the world–today. At the same time, however, students should not obsess over fire safety to the extent that it begins to interfere with their daily lives. 
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Features
 
 
  Wes men proclaim penis power, found CockClub By Harold Johnson  
    In response to a campus-wide trend of increasing "vagina awareness," two Wesleyan men are pushing to start a group of their own. Richard Longly ’00 and Hung Lo ’00 have founded CockClub.
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Arts
 
 
  Arts Calendar   
    Friday, Apr. 28
Elian and the Dolphins Science Center. 7:30 p.m. and 10 p.m. Free.
Two Men, Two Horns Center for the Arts. 7:30 p.m. and 10 p.m. $2.00
The Nose Monologues A tribute to that special place in the center of our faces. Will feature sketches about Pinocchio, congestion, etc. 8 p.m. ’92 Theater. Free.
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