Entire Contents of this Issue Tuesday, February 8, 2000
   
 


News
 
 
  By Olivia Weisser  By Larrison Campbell   
    Before you send out that long Valentine’s Day email to your newest paramour, be aware that it’s
intended recipient might not be the only one reading it.  According to one anonymous source, Wesleyan’s Information Technology Services (ITS), which  provides the University with its internet access, has been experiencing security... 
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  USLAC campaigns for Wesleyan janitors’ rights  By Larrison Campbell   
    After weathering months of intense debate, the members of the United Student Labor Action Coalition  (USLAC), find themselves wrapping up the final stages of their campaign for the unionization of the  University’s janitors.  On December 30th of last year, Initial Cleaners, who employs the University’s twenty-nine janitors,  agreed to recognize the janitors’ union in a contract... 
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Editorial Page
 
 
  Editorial: An Editorial Headline  
    ITS has embarrassed itself and blatantly  disregarded students by neglecting to publicly                 announce and address the security failures of  the Student Information System (SIS).
 Admittedly, the direct threat that the lack of  security poses to students is minimal. In fact, an
informal poll conducted at the Argus showed that the editorial staff cared very little... 
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  Column: welcome to the neighborhood 
              Observations from the other side of 66 By Jamie Gross
 
   
Neighbors are a funny thing to have, especially when they are yours and yours alone. While living at home, the question of neighborly relations never arises; parents do all the interacting, peacekeeping,  and excuse-making. ("Well I’m sure the person running off with your paper/making out with a boy in your hammock/dying your cat hot-pink/stealing your car this morning looked like our daughter, but...
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Features
 
 
  Fierce competition, controversy surround Grille contest By Ben Van Heuvelen  
   

Controversy surrounds the "Rename the Grille"  contest. Aramark managers chose five adequate but relatively unremarkable suggestions from a pool of  230 that originally included such...
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  Weekly Wes Celeb: Nancy Daniels WeShop Employee By Jon Schwartz   
    Hey Nancy. 
Hey Jonny. 
Heey Nancy. 
Heey Jonny. 
So, why did you want to work at Wesleyan? 
Well, I wanted to have a better job. Before I was the meat wrapper in a local grocery store in East Hampton, where I’m  from. And it was a great decision. I’ve been here three  years and I  love it. 
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Ampersand
 
 
  Amper mad libsBy Aaron Hilliard & Luke Del Tredici   
   
It was a ________ morning when Billy got up out of _________ and looked out the _________ .
What a perfect day, he thought, for the ____________ game of the year. When Billy arrived at the stadium, he unpacked his _________ , put on his __________ and headed...
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  KIDS SAY THE DANGDEST THINGS! By Aaron Hilliard & Luke Del Tredici   
   
IN THIS SEGMENT, BASED ON THE POPULAR CBS TELEVISION PROGRAM, WE ASK 
KIDS FROM AROUND THE COUNTRY TO EXPLAIN, IN THEIR OWN WORDS, HOW THE WORLD AROUND THEM WORKS. Kids Explain... THE ELECTORAL PROCESS 
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Sports
 
 
  Track members qualify for top championships By Amy Duschaneck   
   
The women’ s track distance medley relay team became the first Wesleyan relay team of either sex ever  to qualify for the national championships Saturday, according to Craig Raye,  coach of men’s and women’s track. Juniors Erin Flaherty and Maureen McMurray, and frosh Meredith Barrett and Monica Coghlan earned...
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  Army of darkness battles faculty to bloody finishs By Olivia Weisser   
   

Without goalies or head-to-toe padding, intramural hockey at Wesleyan is a different sport than its intercollegiate rinkmate.  "We play for the love of the game," said Jack Downey ’02. "It really gets my blood pumping. Let’s me  know I’m still alive."  Six teams, including Downey’s Army of Darkness, compete... 
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