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We would like to commend the Bush bitches for a hard fought race. They are blessed with firm round breasts and beautifully plump behinds. And we honestly believe they would make fantastically sexy wives. However, they have Barbara Bush as a matriarch and she?s butt ugly. Also, Laura Bush has got that shy, librarian thing going on. And it works for her, but we feel she must do something with her hair and get out of her bland clothes. George?s daughters, Jenna and Barbara, are cute and we feel one day will be quite foxy. Maybe in 2004 we can consider them again.

But the Gore girls are our pick for sexiest women in a politician?s family. They exude sexiness, and quite frankly made our editorial board need a five minute bathroom break. 

We have not seen the women in the Nader family, but if they look anything like him then we?re confident that they shouldn?t be considered.

Let us explain our reason for picking the Gore girls. Firstly, they?re hot. Secondly, they?ve got nice breasts, butts and legs. They have blonde hair and frequently say things like "I?m totally supporting my dad because he rocks."

Tipper Gore, although she let herself go in recent years, was once a hot piece of ass. Even in her current plumpness, she?s kinda cute. And when her husband kissed her at the Democratic national convention in Los Angeles, we thought he tilted her in such away that we could see her nipple.

Karenna Gore, Gore?s eldest daughter is married to a rich doctor from New York. Since he?s rich, a doctor, and from New York, we trust that he?d pick a hot wife. And he didn?t pick a Bush. 

Gore?s two other daughters are also blonde and cute. One works for the Fox show Futurama and one?s a senior at Harvard. Although we feel most girls who attend Harvard are ugly, we?ll let that slide. 

While we feel that its inappropriate for Al Gore to wear more makeup than his wife and daughters combined (as at the debates), and that we feel women from both families could use some plastic surgery, we proudly endorse the XX chromosomes of the Gore family.