Question:

Would you rather:

a. fulfill your weekly obligation to write a humor page that is both good and quality?

Or…

b. fulfill your weekly obligation to write a humor page, except just slap on a picture of a turkey and say "Happy Thanksgiving" because you’d rather see A Clockwork Orange and Malcolm McDowell?

Answer:

Isn’t that new song by Destiny’s Child, "Independent Woman Part 1," rockin’?

-- Sara Morisson

-- Matt Sienkewicz