North College is north of South College. It is not north of many other things though. South College is north of North Carolina, which is ironic. Sort of. This is not about South College. 

North College is actually on the east side of campus. The CFA is on the north side of campus. The CFA is not called North College. This is not about the CFA.

There are few places in universe scarier than North College. None of them are in Blair Witch 2: Book of Shadows. Some of them made cameos in The Wizard starring Fred Savage, but most of their footage wasn’t used. This is not about Fred Savage. This really should be about Fred Savage.

If you go to North College you will have to wait. It doesn’t matter why you are there. Even if you go to North College not to wait you will have to wait before you can. You will have to put your name on a list. This list will be a poorly designed one where you are not sure what you are signing up for. Like a petition about not wasting anything. This is not about wasting things. Time maybe.

North College is a magical place. They have course books and couches. And windows and staplers. And coffee tables and coffee. And staircases and sandwiches sometimes. And magic. This is about North College.

 
–Sara Morrison

–Matt Sienkiewicz