Join FOFFDKE's Fast for Vice
 It’s all well and good to talk about the social ills over there in California.
But, quite frankly, there are very real injustices happening on campus, right before
our very own eyes. You know what we’re talking about — the eviction of the
gentle brethren at our beloved Delta Kappa Epsilon (fondly pronounced DEEK).
This very minute, those fatcats down at City Hall are cackling in joy as they
demolish the last stronghold of human decency in Middlesex County.
Those ghouls have been working for years to discredit the local chapter
of this noble society. “DKE has a rape wall” they said. “DKE brothers
harass foreign students” they claimed. “DKE is an instituion of white
male entitlement” they cried. And now they’re saying that this proud
organization isn’t fit to manage its own living space! Do they honestly
expect us to believe that just because a house is full of flammable
garbage, has bathrooms that haven’t been cleaned for months, and
supports an ever-growing population of giant vermin, that our upstanding
brothers aren’t fit to have a home?
They say “you can’t fight city hall,” but they’re wrong. Dead wrong.
We cannot stand by and allow Big Government to throw our friends and
neighbors out onto the cold and unforgiving streets of Middletown.
So please, join the Fast for Vice. No food for one day–just three kegs
of Natty Ice. Sign up outside MoCon and the Campus Center all this week.
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