Issue 3
Poll
What is the most important technological development in the history of music?
- television
- Doug Russell [10]
- my butt
- ears [2]
- Jac's mom [2]
- love
- synthesizer
- heartbreaking animatronic women
- the ability to make a large poster out of Mick Jagger's ass.
- overtones (Pythagorus)
- 1. records
2. bleeps & bloops (the computer) for production and recording
3. before that? the formation of musical groups: choirs & bands & orchestras, for example
- the hearing aid
- a pencil
- drugs
- Theremin/Humazoo (tie)
- the realization and use of the major chord (1, 3, 5) in the late 1400's
- the Theremin
- the chainsaw (see JACKYL)
- a) Ron Kuivila
b) the 808, bitch
c) the string, stretched so that when plucked, bowed, picked, or otherwise agitated, it produces a tone
(harmonics, bitch)
d) Tim Howard ate a button
e) A duck's quack will not echo. No one knows why. Peace!
- the genre-specific EQ (i.e. Rock/Jazz/Hall)
- Heroin
- The Edison Cylinder
- G3 Macs, turntables, and digital mixers
- the Telescope ("hey, those planets' orbits are at harmonic intervals with each other!")
- the Theremin, all the way!!!
- recording
- analog recording
- Harmony
- the Wesleyan Music Journal
- John Lennon's robotic penis terminator
- the bagpipes (perfect to add to a rousing performance of Riverdance!)
- the ear
- phonograph or radio-beacuse they made music accessible to the public (middle class)
- the vocal chords and eardrum. -CMV '01
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