Hometown: Somewhere in Texas
Year: 1999
Major: Neuroscience, I think...
Voice Part: Baritone. Chicks like Baris.
Nickname(s): Fidel, the Rooster, Balmex, Gap Jeans King

Little did we know that hidden deep beneath the innocent voice of Ernest lied a great passion to control the beast known as the Spirits. He immediately assumed leadership, claiming the group as his own and himself its dictator. Fortunately, true power was not vested in his title, but in another Spirit whose name may not be revealed. Here you see him ordering the deployment of several bombs.