Hometown: West Hartford, CT
Year: 2003
Major: Da Ladies, Track, and Religion
Voice Part: Tenor 1 and 2
Nickname(s): Arius, Wolfe 'da Wolfe, Eflow
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Arius is a part of the well-known, albeit totally famous, trio known as THE THREE TENORS. He hails from beautiful West Hartford, Connecticut, and has no idea what he's going to major in -- perhaps Track and Beer? In the offseason, he has been known to weave baskets, cook, and play a mean harmonica (right? fess up dammit). Ari also used to claim a particularly annoying voice message on his answering machine; it was so bad, J.Graham pointed out, that he had to remove it for fear of death. The situation resolved itself mysteriously, and all Ari had to say about it was, "Chill Krazy Karl." Ari got into the Spirits because there is rumor that his testicles are the size of small watermelons. Still can't hit that low-D, though. Anyway, Ari sings tenor-1 on many pieces and claims the solo on "Blackbird." As for his feelings on the subject, all he said in an informal interview was, "CHILL, Biggie." It is rumored that Ari may be the first human alive with a one word vocabulary. To his credit, however, he did coin several nicknames for the group including Paul's "Baddum Chiga Chiga" and Eli's "Eli-Bop-Baaaah-Buzabah." Clever, no? After probing for some reaction to this last comment, all Ari would say was, "Dude. Chill." O.K. Make that a two-word vocabulary.