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Mr. Mark
Vorkink
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Hometown: Well . . . he's not British, that's for sure |
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Mark Vorkink is from Damascus Maryland and sports a delightful beard. Mark sings Bass and Baritone and he does them equally well. Mark eats paint and GoldBond Medicated Powder on a regular basis, but then again who doesn't. YUM! Mark continues the tradition of basses without nicknames, no matter how many times certain members try to instill "Vorkinky" as his official title. While not singing, Mark enjoys eating, sleeping, breathing, creative writing and being really tall. In fact, Mark is really tall. Like really freakin huge. It's been rumored that Mark is in fact an Uber-Mark created by the union of many lesser Marks. Here Mark is being deep and contemplative. Mark spends all his time working obsessively over a thesis topic so complicated its better that he just declines to explain it. Mark understands the finer things in life, such as Maine Lobster, Muffins, Brownies, Islamic culture, Moracco, Georgian Music, Turkish Tea, and likes having little things placed in his bed at night. Or at least thats the impression that I am under. |
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