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Let us bow down and worship the pillars of gold,
the dust of legends, the halls of splendour, indeed, the one, the
mighty, Peter Wilson-Tobin, -- Exalted Ruler over all the universe.
At least that's what the stolen sign above his dirty toilet says.
Among his talents as Exalted Ruler, PWT was recently featured in
the Wesleyan Argus (circ. 20,000 -mostly rotting in Chasey's trunk)
as co-champion of the annual Beirut Confederation of ping-pong ball
tossers in beer cups Championship. Otherwise known as 'Deefs', since
there were three Peters in the group when he arrived freshman year,
Deefs enjoys a good read and is also a closet fan of the underground
Detroit trance scene though yuppy progressive Ann Arbor is home.
Go Michigan!
Among his other credits, Deefs has sung in a Monteverdi quintet,
the Wesleyan Renaissance Choir, numerous senior recitals, and a
Georgian sacred music choir. Deefs is the Exalted Ruler and any
who dare contest this fact will find themselves facing the killer
witticisms known as 'Belligerance.' No one has been known to survive
exposure to such a Belligerance, indeed, the Kermit the Frog voice
delivery is too devastatingly lethal to continuebreathing. You either
love b'Deefs or you die, simple as that.
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