Greg grabs life by the horns and doesn't let go. Unless there is food nearby. Then he will slay the bull of life that he is riding and go get the food and eat it. It's a omplicated metaphor- i don't expect you to understand it. Greg is the son of famed action movie star Stephen Segal. With a parental role model hell-bent on roundhouse-kicking evil off the face of the earth, Greg has learned the value of hard work and roundhouse kicks. He is a member of the Wesleyan wrestling team and eats a strictly regimented meal plan to ensure that he has sufficient energy for his matches. Some accomplishments from Greg's life: he participated notably in the epic night that was Spirits do Mt. Holyoke 2006, he auditioned for the group with a self-written ode to women, and he once scaled Mt. Everst without supplmentary oxygen... and in the nude (one of these accomplishments is fictitious).

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